Pub Welcome Signs . . .?

Question

I passed a pub today and their board said 'WARNING. This Pub may contain nuts!'

What is the best welcome sign you have come across?

Answer 1

It's not really 'funny' but there was a pub in central London with a sign on the door saying: 'Workmen not allowed' (or something like that). I thought that was a really snotty sign, talk about discrimination! (and I'm not a workman myself so I am not biased!)

Answer 2

This pub is a smoke free zone... it has atmosphere.

Answer 3

at a pub near me it has a big sign saying no children allowed,for when you go into the beer garden there are lots of play equipment,what's all that about

Answer 4

the best one i saw was.......

children are allowed in here but not aloud!!!!

Answer 5

Its not exactly a welcome sign -- but it cracks me up!

"All unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy."

That just conjures up the funniest mental image!

Answer 6

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy

Answer 7

On the door of our local pub "I've hanging around here for 300 years" it then goes on to basically say shut the door in a comical way!

Answer 8

I saw one which said "We serve crabs, please sit down" and another which you probably wouldn't call a welcome sign as such said "once the floor is full, would you please use the ashtrays"