Random Funny Jokes Please!

Question

What are some random things that would make someone laugh really hard/

Answer 1

WHAT IS KRISSY SAYING?????   Is there something you might be good at???????????

Answer 2

Q; mommy, mommy. are you sure this is how you make a bread man.

A; shut up and get back into the oven

Answer 3

Officer: Do you know why you are getting pulled over?

Me: Oh yes I'm banging one tonight, By someone reliable

Answer 4

there was a irish british and german sitting in a bar together drinking and a fly landedon the british mans beard so he shoed it away. next it landed on the germans beer and get picked up his mug and the fly flew away and landed in the irish mans beer the irish man picked up the fly healed up the fly above the mug and yealled spit it out! spit it out you b*****d!!

Answer 5

A women had three dogs that she loved to take to the park. the first dog was named "i see you", the second dog was named " i still see you". and the third dog was named " i can't see you". one day the dogs escaped from her in the park. there was also a man that was wanting to go to the bathroom really bad but the restrooms were closed, so he decided to go behind a tree when no one was looking. while he was doing his buisness the lady was walking around yelling her dogs name to find them. the man heard her yell out the first name "i see you" and thought that he was talking to him, so he quickly moved to another tree, when he moved to the other tree, the women yelled the second dogs name "i still see you" so the man ziped up and and ran behind a big rock. then the women yell out the last dog name "i can't see you".  

Answer 6

well it's not really a joke but more of a funny true story...

....when i was younger in gym class, a boy gave himself ahernia on the barbells, and everytime he got hungry his balls rumbled  

Answer 7

Guy goes into a shop and asks for a sarcastic washing machine.

"A sarcastic washing machine?"

"Yes I want something to take the p**s out of my underpants!"

Answer 8

How to Avoid a Speeding Ticket

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.” He replied, “Highway patrolmen don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left

Answer 9

The gender of computers?

An inquisitive researcher, who enjoyed sailing, was aware that ships are addressed as 'she' and 'her'. He often wondered in what gender computers should be addressed.. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men.

Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Answer 10

Where is the Gingerbread man???

Hes in the oven ready to bake and awake!!!!!!!!!!!!hahaha

Answer 11

I made this up and i got best answer for it- Here is proof:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

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