a mugger shoots a pregnant woman 3 times in the stomach, she goes to the hospital and the doc tells her that everything is going to be ok, the bullets did hit all 3 babies but they will live, but better not remove the bullets.
so the kids are born and they are all fine until they are in they teens, the first daughter does to her mother crygin the mother asks "what happened" and the daughter replies " i was taking a pee and a bullet came out" the mother tells her its ok and explains to her what happned, then the 2nd daughter comes trying and tells her exacly the same thing, the mother again tells hers its ok and explains what happened. then the son come crying and the mothers asks him. "were u taking a pee and a bullet came out?" he says 'NO I was masterbating and i shot the dog"
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