Rejection Letter ^___^

Question

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer, just send them the following:

To Whom It May Concern:

Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [Name of the Company]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately. I look forward to working with you. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

Answer 1

That is so funny. I can imagine a hiring manager reading that.

Answer 2

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Answer 3

:) but i think it will be taken as huge-ego rather than confidence.

Answer 4

I am sorry I didn't get this two years ago.  I would have liked to see the look on that woman face after she didn't hire me.

Answer 5

lol nice