Russia has invaded Georgia?

Question

WTF . I just got back from holiday and I find out that Russia has invaded the United states. I have bought loads of tinned food today. I am thinking of diggin a shelter but I haven't got a spade. What is everyone else doing to prepare for teh nukes?

Everyone seems to be carrying on as normal ? what is going on? Why hasn't Bush kicked Russias *** yet?

Answer 1

Before they go to war there must be POLITICS, POLITICS,and more POLITICS.

Answer 2

Relax.. we will react when, and only when, the price of peaches goes up.

EDIT:  WE??? Dude, looking at your past Q/A's.. you are in the UK, From the UK... don't you mean send the SA, some Harriers... etc??

Answer 3

They've secretly hired me to take care of the situation.  I will bust into George momentarily with my mad ninja skillz.

Answer 4

I've ignored the several questions like this, thinking they must be tongue-in-cheek; but, now I'm really beginning to wonder just how many idiots there are out there.  

Barbamatt:  If they could get lost in traffic anywhere, it would surely be in Atlanta - LOL!

Answer 5

Georgia the country not Georgia the State in the U.S. and they have got to be dumb to invade Georgia the state when almost everyone down there owns a gun!

Answer 6

The Russians got Jimmy Carter and the United States won't let them give him back.

Answer 7

LOL...good one

Answer 8

oh, thats nothing,... since then Putin is a president of USA and the elections are cancelled

Answer 9

didnt you read about bush was secretly a russian spy? he has been planning this all along

Answer 10

I'm here in the Atlanta Metro...I think the Ruskies got lost on MARTA.

I might have got stuck in traffic behind one of the buses.

Answer 11

Georgia.... Eastern European country, not Georgia the US State. Perhaps you should look at a map. Just a suggestion.

Answer 12

If Russia invades or to really strike out against an American state it will not be Georgia.  

I guess they invaded the country of Georgia because of the same info (lies) we had on Iraq when we invaded Iraq. It is as fair game as when we invaded Iraq.

big deal.

Answer 13

Georgia is a country in Eastern Europe between Russia and The Asia Minor and Middle East. Russia and the US have patched up our relationship with the Russians.