Saracastic quotes about Happiness?

Question

Just quotes speaking sarcastically about happiness...

Answer 1

"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."

That's the closest I could find...

Answer 2

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."  -Ingrid Bergman

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."  -Benjamin Franklin

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."  -Oscar Wilde

Answer 3

"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."

- Kin Hubbard

"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."

- Robert Anthony

"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

- Cynthia Nelms

"Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to be miserable in comfort."

- Lord Mancroft

Hope these help :)