Should i ask them to leave?

Question

I held a dinner party to celebrate my upcoming job promotion on the 7th of April. It was a sophisticted yet not stifled affair and the guests all dressed and acted immaculately.The downside is the party seems to still be continueing. All of my guests are still here,many of them have not slept and due to the near constant wine intake have become irritable. I expected this dinner to last one night and as such prepared only one meal for each of my guests,and it would seem the lack of sustinence is tampering with their constitutions. I have been sleeping and going to work and carrying on with my regular routine,which often means eating in front of the party-goers, one of whom tried to wrestle me to the ground for my cereal this morning. Seven of them have set up their own society in the living room,using the tablecloth spread from the chair to the tv as a 'fort'. I am worried my guests have turned feral. Any thoughts as to why they have not left yet?Should i have told them to do so?

Answer 1

Make sure they don't get a campfire going in the living room.

Answer 2

Are you serious?

Answer 3

Me thinks you should tell them you were demoted and they shall have to reverse the party action! If that fails Im calling animal control ! LOL

Answer 4

LOL, that was great.

Answer 5

I can't quite believe you about this, ?

If true then you guests now out number you and may cause trouble you when you ask them to leave. So remove things of value or that can't be replaced first or lock them up. Only then remove the alcohol this will remove the party atmosfear

if you can't remove it DON'T get anymore, this also applies to the food. Turn off the power, that means no music, no loights, no heat, no more warm food. You have to pull the fuses out and hide them or they will just put them back in.

These people are NOT your frends if they do not respect your home is yours not theirs,

I know this is unlikely to work but alway ask them to leave nicely first after all it is now friday night and there more action up town to night.

Asking people you know from the pub is realy bad idea if thats what you did but you know that now.

Once gone make sure they can't get back in ( where are all of your keys )

I have been to partys that have been gate crashed by others they ended up walking around the house taking anything they wanted before they left. Police got there too later as per usual.

I also found taking my clothes off and walking around the house naked makes people sick & want to leave very quickly  :o)

Answer 6

I had this very same problem once.  Feral guests are very difficult to get rid of and pest control companies seem to be of no help whatsoever.

If I were you, I would display a tray of wine and expensive cheese out on the front lawn.  Leave the front door open.  Take bits of the very expensive cheese and lay a trail out the door to the tray on the lawn.  Remove or lock up all food and wine in the house.  Once the feral guests have been tempted to the tray on the lawn, shut and lock the door.  Maintain vigilance by the front door armed with the garden hose.  If they try to re-enter your home, spray them with the garden hose.  They will learn that they are no longer welcome and wander off thru the neighborhood either finding solace in someone else's home or perhaps, hopefully, finding their way back to their own.  Either way, they will be gone from yours.

Good luck!

Answer 7

if i were you i would tell them to get out of my house!

Answer 8

Get some horse tranquilizers, some elvis impersonator and transvestite outfits, a pack of condoms, s*x toys, some candy pills, and a video camera. Distribute finished product evenly throughout mailboxes and workplaces. this is a good remedy.

Answer 9

so, you're joking, right?

i'd wrestle you for some frosted flakes.

Answer 10

d**n! you must have gave them some good mushrooms!!!

Answer 11

Time to get the tear gas and call animal control. Don't worry, they'll release them back into the wild where they belong.

Answer 12

haha that's awesome. sounds like fun.

Answer 13

tsk tsk tsk are you lying to us? Just as long they dont run around naked yelling stuff....