Should this be an Olympic event?

Question

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24173790-13762,00.html?from=public_rss

Answer 1

There is no doubt that this should be an event in 2012.  Actually, I might enter. The other night I drank a six pack without "piddling."  My eyes were yellow, my back teeth were swimming, but I held on until I could hold on no more.  When the dam burst, I was able to "piddle" over 12 feet and filled a milk carton from 5.  No, I'm not on steroids, but my bladder is the size of a peanut. Personally, I think I'm gold medal material.  That guy Phelps has nothing on me.

Answer 2

im pushing for air hickey or uno.

Answer 3

We could include it along with bullfighting and a few other alternative pastimes.