Should we rejoin the united kingdom?

Question

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas ,which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

Answer 1

The Queen of England is a hag and holds no power whatsoever.

Answer 2

Dear Queen Elizabeth, we appreciate you interest in the US but as a whole, we feel that having a leader who is designated to be the head of church and state, based on birth is Unamerican and one of the reasons we decided to part ways.  

  Considering that you have selected an adulterer playboy who really has no leadership skills, as your next potentate, I see no  promise of a better future for your country as well.  

  While I do enjoy the fact that your country statistically has the biggest breasted women of all of Europe, we have the best looking women in the world.

  As for your Parliament, well, we elect BOTH chambers of our Legislative Branch, and could care less if a Senator (similar to your House of Lords) is titled or not, furthermore we expect them to work for their pay rather than be nothing but a ceremonial bunch.

  I know you are sincere in your interests to help us out, but as a representative of the citizens (not subjects) of the US, we say thanks, but no thanks and ask that you restrict your interests to our northern cousins in the Commonwealth of Canada, which you are head of state.

  

Answer 3

OK, if you insist, Queeny.  But please don't send Prince Charles over here with that horse he married.  We use dentists on this side of the pond.  You should have Pelosi come over to your castle.  Make her a beefeater.

Answer 4

The queen has no political influence anymore, she is there merely for show and tradition.

Answer 5

Gotta clean that CRACK pipe, buddy.

You as an impostor to the throne of QE2 would want to revoke our independence? Get out!

We took it PLAIN and SIMPLE: We fought a revolution to extricate ourselves from the lunacies of the 'Continent'. You may have heard about that incident.

Cornwallis, Yorktown or October 19, 1781.. Does that ring any bells within that cobweb stuffed belfry of yours?

We irregular Americans are exceedingly proud to have kicked British azz before; we can do it again.  Besides what would you net? You couldn't handle the spread of universal health-care and welfare for the 'Colonies'.

Now Bugger off before you start talking like a Hapsburg!

Answer 6

Did you have to much tea and crumpets my old chap?

Answer 7

Are you kidding?  They wouldn't let us if we tried.

Answer 8

yeah that will happen

Answer 9

I saw this on Facebook a year ago. Way to be original.

Answer 10

We will not go down with out a fight! Bring it on Queen, your minions are no match!

Answer 11

d**n!!!

Well its a good thing I still have that old musket my great-great-great-great-great-great-grea... Grandaddy used to defeat y'all back in good ol 1776.

So anytime you feel woman enough you come right on over.

Cuz over here we don't yell God Save the Queen.

Answer 12

Bad idea, bro. Leave the brits to their own home, and us to ours. If any of us feel like "rejoining", we can go on vacation or move there.