Since u asked heres...more?

Question

ACTUAL LEAVE LETTERS....lol

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:

“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

From H.A.L. Administration dept:

“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

An incident of a leave letter

“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

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Answer 1

i know all these. i got them from a mail. Have you also joined FFO?

Answer 2

FFO - i have no clue what this is either perhaps its one of the following...

Fanks For Offering?

Fire Fast Ostrich?

Freddy Fingered the Ostrich?

Friendly Fungus Obliviated?

Fascinatingly Funky Orange?