Skidmarks?

Question

I'm staining my underpants terribly recently and wondered if I'm the only one with this problem? Well, it's not a problem to me, but I do feel ever so sorry for my wife who has to clear up the mess.

Answer 1

If you want to stop getting them then try changng to tight boxers. They are tight enoug that they wont ride up your bum but not that tight that you feel you may never have children again.

Another option is to change to black underwear so she will never find out. Or you could just wash them yourself before she finds out what you have done.

Hopw this helps.

Answer 2

I think the suggestion of wiping your a-s-s more thouroughly is the best one...

Answer 3

You can try wearing brown drawers, or wiping yer butt better

Answer 4

Paint the skidmarks white again with tippex (correction fluid) then she won't notice.

Answer 5

If your question was a joke then sorry for this answer but a male friend of mine was discussing this very problem over dinner one night - in a posh restaurant - completely out of order but he said he has not had this problem since his wife - who is a beauty therapist - waxed his bits - go on, try it and promise to let us know how it goes

Answer 6

dirty boy!!

Answer 7

I s*** my drawers all the time.  What can brown do for you?

Answer 8

EEew, Yeaach, and double yeauuch!

Maybe you should try the old world Indian method and start washing your bum everytime you perform a number two, ....just wipe as much off with tissues, and then use a long spouted jug or watering can to aim the water at your exiting bits and then wash with your left hand (remember to wash your hands thoroughly when finished)

If the washing sounds too painful for you, you should try using wet toilet tissues, ....I really think your poor wife desrves a medal for having to put up with it......yuck, yuck and yuck again!

Answer 9

She should get you some man sized nappies.

Answer 10

wipe your ar*se properly!! failing that - wash your own pants!

Answer 11

clean your underpants yourself then... your wife is not your maid

Answer 12

Clean your own underpants!!!

Answer 13

Buy some moist toilet tissue wipes.  You can't feel too sorry for your wife or you would wash them yourself.