So I have this turtle....?

Question

Now how should I fix it up and make it tasty?

Answer 1

your mean

Answer 2

Ah, I am glad you asked.  Very good question.  I assume by your question though you mean tasty as in referring to 'food' tasty, not tasty as in 'make it look hot' tasty.  But who am I to judge?  I sleep with fishes.  Anyway, as an expert in the culinary arts, this is a simple turtle recipe.  Follow these steps.  But remember, kill the turtle first by smothering it with a pillow.

(1).  Take a big pot and fill it with water- put it on a cooker until it boils.  Remember to add a large pinch of salt for flavour

(2).  Remove the shell from the turtle.  A small mallet should do the trick.

(3).  Place the turtle in the water and let it blanch for around 10-15 minutes (depending on how you like your turtle meat cooked).

Then, in a large wok heat some oil up.  Then throw in a little garlic, chili, onions and lemon juice and let it simmer.  Once the turtle is ready, remove from pot and let the excess water drain.  Then cut the turtle into fine slithers and throw into the wok and a high temp until crisp.

Remove and serve on a bed of lettuce, spinch leaves and sundried tomatoes.  Mmm-mm, tasty!  (Seves 1-4 depending on size of turtle).

Answer 3

All the turtles I've ever eaten were wonderful.  Gooey caramel, pecans, luscious chocolate.  hmmm.

Answer 4

Murderer lol but idk you can boil it in chicken broth along with different seasonings i guess. I heard turtle soup was good but have never tried it myself. Good Luck;)

Answer 5

Chilli Peppers, a touch of garlic, and a lil cumen will make for a tasty turtle.

Answer 6

~ 1-1/2 lb’s turtle meat, cut into 2 inch chunks

~ 2 cups tomato paste

~ 1-1/2 cups coney sauce

~ 1/2 cup diced jalepenos

~ 2 tbsp your favorite hot sauce, preferably a habenero sauce

Cook the turtle meat by boiling, frying, baking, grilling, etc.

Mix the tomato paste, coney sauce, peppers and hot sauce together in a skillet. Heat to boiling.

Add the meat and stir together. Bring back to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 10 - 15 minutes or until the meat is warm.

Serve and enjoy.  

Answer 7

eww no

Answer 8

you kill that turtle

and i'll ******* murder you.  

Answer 9

lol ew dont eat it!

Answer 10

I would not eat it

Answer 11

Please don't eat a turtle.

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Answer 12

ewww ! ,how bout get it a bowl put some water in it and feed it and then go to mcdonalds and get a juicy hamburger