So me and my girlfriend..?

Question

Have just started to become intimate.. or have attempted to. But my girlfriends kind of fat and I cant find her big hairy side-ways taco! Is there some sort of mystical snatch finder I can use?! Halp meh pl0x!

Answer 1

use your hands to feel for dimples.

Answer 2

use your forearms to lift the folds

Answer 3

follow the tuna scent it should be potently arising from a p***y-like epicenter

Answer 4

have her slide you in.. she's probably spent many lonely nights with a d***o and since you're dating a porker you probably aren't much longer than her electric toy... it's probably a good match... hope you last longer than batteries

Answer 5

hahahah rofl thanks

yes ask her to masturbater and then put a luggage tag on her flaps for later identification

Answer 6

Ask your girlfriend to pleasure herself so you can watch and follow her hands to find the right place.

Answer 7

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

Answer 8

use her b******e to guide u. its directly infront of the b******e

Answer 9

HAHAHAHA i think i just peed a little