Some funny jokes comment!

Question

INSULTED

A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady.

Feeling insulted, she moved to another seat and murmurred a few things under her breathe. The man next to her asked, “What happened?”

“The driver just insulted me!” she cried. Sympathetic, the man offered, “That b*****d, he shouldn’t have insulted you! Go, get his number. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

WHAT GOD SAYS

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”

The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”

Answer 1

Loved the second one think i'll try that one on my brother-in-law.  Instead of a biker i will use his name instead.  LOL!!  This is gonna be great!  Thanks so much for wonderful way to get him back.

Answer 2

haha! those are pretty funny. :] nice ones...

Answer 3

Great jokes! I'd heard the first one before, but the second one is great!

Answer 4

The first one was lame but the second one was Hilarious!!

Answer 5

shouldn't be talking your the monkey sis

Answer 6

that's was great

Answer 7

That was funny! They both made me laugh out loud! :D

Answer 8

that had me laughing sooo hard!!!! i'm always asking people for new jokes and i've either heard them or they're not funny! i've never heard this and it's hilarious!

Answer 9

Good ones Girly....thanks for the giggle!!!