Sometimes my mind wanders.....?

Question

I planted some birdseed, a bird came up, now I don't know what to feed it....All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.....If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side-saddle....What is a free gift? Aren't all "gifts" free?.....Experience is the thing you have when everything else is gone.....How can there be self-help "groups"?.....If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?....and...Is it just me---or do Buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

Answer 1

Wow---I'm sure glad I'm not the only one.  Don't worry too much though.  In the end we all end up where we are going ( I hope ). Mental is a state of mind, ours just isn't sure which state we're  in.  LOL

Answer 2

*cluck cluck cackle* =)

Those are knee slappers!

Answer 3

Why not pull out your feathers, split open your breast, throw you on the BBQ & eat some c**k!

OK, maybe that should be chicken, you red rooster, you!  But, you have black & white & yellow feathers too.  So, Ro-Ho is sooooooo limited for a c**k, is it not?

Stage a cockfight & see who shows!  

Have fun with those mind over matter issues, ok?

Until then, throw me a leg & a breast & save me some menudo for that bottle of mescal, ok?  The chupa-cabra is coming.

Answer 4

RoHo, what a nice surprise you are. I like your avatar because I like chickens--(no pun intended). We do have about 20 free roaming chickens and 4 roosters. OK, your avatar is a rooster. Sorry. My mind wanders too, some times I have to go around the house to find it. I liked your 'questions', all of them.    Poppy

Answer 5

mind what mind,mine flew the coop many years ago.

Answer 6

My mind also wanders at times. On one occas... tea and biscuits please nanny.. when the mint grows next... tulip bulbs... with cotton buds in his...underwear went a bit grey mind..............................

Answer 7

you are lucky your mind only wanders sometimes.  now what was that question again?  is this home and garden category?  feed them a higher quality food and snoooooooze.  what time is it?

Answer 8

thanks for sharing and glad I am not the only one who does this.  really what about whales!

Answer 9

you know . . . all who wander are not lost.

we all will reach our final home in due time.