Spiritually speaking?

Question

where do you think jesus would shop for jeans if he was still around

Answer 1

Yardsales. Especially church yard sales.  

Answer 2

Jesus would shop at local shops. He would support small business. No "big box" stores, no national chains.

No witty reason why, I just think He would. But surely the God of the Universe can simply create his own dungarees, don't you think?

Blessings,

Kate

Answer 3

Lord and Taylor. Jesus was a classy guy and being the son of God and all he could afford it.

Answer 4

Ya know.  This might have sounded funnier in your head than it really is.

Answer 5

True Religion.  

Answer 6

pahaha i like the first answer.

Answer 7

Funny, your name is "Jesus" so where do you shop?

Answer 8

What makes you think he'd try to look like you?

Answer 9

Wal*Mart. Humility is the key.

Answer 10

Yo, Jesus would go to Value Village and buy REAL vintage jeans, not the modern knock-offs!

Answer 11

His mother would make them of course.

Answer 12

Thrift store?  You know, you got I don't wanna come off as a snob but I don't want to look like I'm a young Charles Manson-lookalike nut wearing a tunic kinda thing going on.  

Answer 13

Salvation Army or similar thrift store.

Answer 14

Not the Salvation Army store since they promote homophobia and Jesus would definitely not approve of that.  But at a thrift store that helped people get back on their feet, a store like Goodwill.  

Answer 15

No way ! Jesus only does robes and looks better in one then anyone.

Answer 16

At that shopping mall in the land of make believe.

Answer 17

Abercrombie and Fich. Because of his ambiguous sexuality.