Spontaneous Combustion?

Question

if you were going about your normal business doing whatever you do and someone across from you spontaneously combusted what is the first thing you would say?

Answer 1

Pass the marshmallows...

Answer 2

huh?what was that?

Answer 3

That dude's on fire!

Answer 4

Excuse me, can i trouble you for a light?

Answer 5

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Answer 6

who knows until it happens== I think for sure there would be a swear word or two involved==

Answer 7

That's gonna leave a mark!

Answer 8

Holy Smokes!

I must be tripping.

Because spontaneous combustion only occurs in the "other world", not this one.

Answer 9

"I hate people who smoke in public buildings" :P

Answer 10

I can't say, kids might read this.

Answer 11

this is going on youtube

Answer 12

Pass me the bread and ketchup please.......

Answer 13

Woah...

Answer 14

Its bad for the environment.

Answer 15

you taking any medication of late?

Answer 16

FLAME ON!

Answer 17

excuse me?

Answer 18

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