Student Council? please help..?

Question

i'm running for student council.. could u please help with any ?'s u can answer.. kayy thanks! =]

explain y u r running for student council representative for ur class?

explain 3 activities the student council can do to give back to the community?

Explain how the student council can improve skool pride among the students at ur skool?

how are you going to manage ur time, so that u are able to do ur share of student council activities?

explain y u are the best candidate for student council representative for ur class?

THANK YOU ALL!

Answer 1

explain y u r running for student council representative for ur class?

I want to beef up my college application. What other reason can there be for leading a vapid group of brain dead students who will only pick you if you are popular regardless of your leadership qualities.

explain 3 activities the student council can do to give back to the community?

1) form a posse

2) Hunt down drug dealers

3) You need a third. Good god we just hunted down drug dealers what more can we do to win your love.

Explain how the student council can improve skool pride among the students at ur skool?

Give out candy during school events, because really who doesn't love candy.

how are you going to manage ur time, so that u are able to do ur share of student council activities?

I will not do any homework because most of it doesn't matter anyway.

explain y u are the best candidate for student council representative for ur class?

I have a fantastic grasp of spelling and grammar. Oh and I'm smarter than 90% of the staff here.

Do you really think the goal of this exercise is to confer with the internet on what YOU can do for YOUR school. If you don't have your own ideas why are you running at all?