Stupid quotes?

Question

I'm looking for a list of stupid and funny quotes about the enviornment and global warming. Don't ask. Thank you!

Answer 1

idk any bout the envirornmet

Answer 2

Cars don't emmit as much co2 as cows do, lets cut down our use of cows

Answer 3

look it up on the yahoo search toolbar and stop being lazy

Answer 4

"the tree is a filing cabinet of the outside world, it files in all of the little aspects of life and emits it into our earth. The tree will forever sort out our blackberry/ papercut needs"

-Hannah