Text Message Forwards?

Question

Everyone always has all of these cute forwards that they send me through text messages! I really need some!

It doesnt even matter what kind either!

Dirty, Cute, Mean... anything!

Answer 1

Lets see...

"I applied for a job at the mental hospital, and they said I would need 24 hours experience with a r****d. So...uuh you wanna hang out?"

"Just a reminder that "Hug a r****d" day is tomorrow, so don't freak out like you did last year. No one is trying to hurt you!!!"

"A blond texted me asking what "IDK" means. I replied back "I don't know". Then she answered saying, "OMG! Nobody does!!" Hahaha keep this going!"

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants!! Send to anyone you consider a friend."

"I promise no matter what happens, when you look back, I'll always be there. Send to all your friends."

"You can ask me ANY question you want and I have to be totally HONEST with you. But you must ask me within 1 hour! Then forward this to all your friends and see what kind of questions you get back."

"Confession time!! What's one thing you've always wanted me to know, but never told me?? Tell me now, and forward to your friends!!"

"Send me the 3rd(or whatever number you want) text from your inbox, no matter what it is!!! Then forward to your friends and see what kind of crazy messages you get back!!"

"Send me the 5th(or whatever number you want) picture on your phone, then forward and see what weird pics you get back!!"

Hope this helps!!! :)