A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat
who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe
the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty
raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...And before he could say 'F***', the
Rottweiler ate him!
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