Today's golf joke: .......?

Question

" A wife always knows when her husband has had a bad round. He has pond weed in his socks. "

P. Brown

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Answer 1

Maybe i dont get it or maybe its incredible simple.either way i did not laugh.you failed your objective.

Answer 2

Not bad

Answer 3

excellent joke thanks for sharing.

Answer 4

Good one

I have a golf joke for you...

What is the difference between a golf ball and the G spot???

A man will spend hours searching for a golf ball :-D

Answer 5

Well done again, I wondered if you played golf?

Answer 6

Hahahahaha I like it.

Answer 7

fore~4

Answer 8

Very good

Answer 9

LOL,I'm not a golfer,love putt putt,and this week Ive been playing the Wii games and golf i love altho the ponds+sand are my problems ;)

Answer 10

Golfer 1: check this out...its a magic golfball.

Golfer 2: What is so magic about it?

Golfer 1: You can't lose it.

Golfer 2: what if you hit it in the lake?

Golfer 1: it floats.

Golfer 2: what if it gets dark on the back 9?

Golfer 1: it glows in the dark.

Golfer 2: what if you hit it into tall weeds?

Golfer 1: It beeps.

Golfer 2: Wow, that really is a magic golf ball...where did you get it?

Golfer 1: I found it...