Top Contributor of Quang Binh...?

Question

Since the top contributor in this category only has TWO best answers, does that mean that one of us will have the prestigious honor of becoming a top contributor?!?

Wow!! I'd better get out the good crystal and the cloth napkins. We're gonna have us a fancy party.

Answer 1

"Cloth" napkins? You lost me. Oh, I get it. Shirt sleeves are cloth.

Answer 2

my the fish Raine from the sky,

puppy's dance the tango,

and salamanders smoke the best opium in the town

Answer 3

If it's you I totally wanna be your groupie! I'll wear one of those coney hats and wear those billowy cotton fisherman's pants and bow my head and smile a lot and pretend I have NO idear wot you're saying.

Answer 4

I hope it comes with a servant and free hookers!