Up for a stupid joke?

Question

okay i have two.

one i read & one a little girl told me.

1) whats black & white , green and black & white?

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2 zebras fighting over a picle!!!! LOL.

im sorry, but ive always cracked up for random stupid things that dont make sense.

2) this one was told to me by a little girl i was trying to entertain by playing leggo wiht.

her: knock knock

me: whos there?

her: uhh.. leggo

me: leggo who?

her: uhm, leggobefloormo.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

omg i swear i fell on the floor laughing.

im must be an idiot for finding this funny but i was just sick of all these logical jokes. & her randomly made up knock knock joke craked me up sp much.. omg it still makes me laugh!

to me, anything random is the most halriouse thing ever.

wierd. :)

Answer 1

I liked the zebra

Answer 2

I don't get the knock knock joke at all.

Answer 3

I liked the zebra one better.  But yes the second one was funny.  I love off the wall jokes.  

Answer 4

There's nothing really to get in the knock knock joke except that it is random and I think it is funny!