Uranus description help

Question

I want to do a description of Uranus, but sort of give the description double meaning. e.g uranus, your anuus. lol.

its just for fun really. this is what ive got so far..

"Our solar system consists of an extremley massive (thing?)-i want to give it another word, without saying planet.) Called Uranus. Uranus is unsuprisingly visible to the naked eye, as it is very hard to miss. Uranus can also, unfortunatley let of gas at spontaneous intervals, causing an unpleasent odour. With minimum temp being -224C, it is very unlikely that there is (inhabitancy) in Uranus. If there were to be findings of life in Uranus, it would be almost certain that they would turn into shiiit. LOL."

It needs a bit of work i guess. Any ideas to make it better? :P

Answer 1

they are both round and on a clear night both are visible to the naked eye...though star like your a**s resembles a brown hole whereas uranus is a planet

Answer 2

Oh carrots....tish tish......that joke was hilarious back in 1781, but now, over 200 years later, after being told thousands of times, sadly its ..........still hilarious!

I'll put my reputation at risk, off the top of my head:

I can see Uranus with a good telescope.

I can see Uranus....without a telescope.

Uranus is best detected with a smelloscope.

Wow, is that a hole in the sky or...? No its just Uranus.

Uranus, the solar systems back door.