VAMPIRE Stake-out... HELP?

Question

My friend and I are looking for a cool way to die, or maybe at least get an erotic experience XDD

NO ANSWERS THAT JUST SAY WE'RE CRAZY FOR BELIEVING IN VAMPIRES OKAY? THEY WILL BE IGNORED.

Okay.

Winter.

Like around midnight.

In a graveyard.

And I suppose we'll have to cut ourselves so a vampire can smell the blood.

What else should we do? XD

Answer 1

90% of regestered (yes you put it under either religion or nationality on your taxes and government forms... it is possible (hence the religious following known as The Black Veil) vampires in the US are in New York. If I were a vampire, curiosity would have me looking in on any wanna-be's that were in town (of course in that whole cat analogy I'm screwed) I would think that highly more likely than a graveyard, it would be too cliche' and therefore too risky for a vampire to show themselves there, even in this day and age. Still pretty sure a vampire would notice your presence without the cutting though. Not to interfere or pry, but why do you want to kill yourself? ([e-mail])

Answer 2

Get naked and expose your neck

Answer 3

Trust me you do not have to cut yourself for a vampire will know that you are near............... But before you kill yourself can you please tell me why at [e-mail]... please do me this simple favor...................................

Answer 4

You won't find any that way.  Vampires are not like those in the movies or books, we don't drain unwilling victims of their blood. We have kind people who are called donors and they give us the blood or energy we need. Vampires are people who have energy deficiency and need to get that energy by taking it from other people. We don't die in the sun, can't fly, no super powers, can cross running water, garlic, holy water and the cross don't phase us (because we are not demons we are just different to normal people), we can see better at night than in the day, heightened senses, we do age(just not as fast) and we aren't immortal.

Answer 5

your crazy ending your life when your not even finished living. life is a precious gift  that shouldnt be taken advantage of.

Answer 6

Look at this.You do not understand what you are doing...Kilroymaster and I, we are both paranormal hunters, and take it from me, you do not want to even look at a vampire.A vampire is a blood drinking demon, they possess dead bodies and obviously drink blood. It would not give you an erotic death, but it would rip your head off, devour your flesh and drink your blood happily..please, email me at [e-mail] and tell me why you want to do this...

Answer 7

What the h**l is your problem? There are quite a few reasons why that is one of the dumbest ideas I have heard in a while.

1. Why the h**l would that be erotic?

2. If it's winter in the middle of night, why would we be hanging around the graveyard? It's a bit cold, wouldn't you think? We have better places to be.

3. We can't smell blood like a shark. Granted, we can from a small distance, but we won't just perk up our ears and come running.

4. Bating a vampire is a dumb idea! If they really are hungry enough to be prowling the graveyard in the dead of night, you don't want to be the one bleeding and then trying to run off. They won't kill you, or have your "erotic experience", but they will probably take quite a bit of blood, and mixing blood loss with cold usually doesn't lead to a very fun idea.

5. We have more respectable ways of getting our fix. I can't think of any vampire that would want your blood, no matter how desperate.

Answer 8

I don't think you're crazy, but there is no such thing as a vampire.  There are mortal humans who call themselves vampires, but there are no supernatural beings called vampires.  They do not exist.  Trust me on this, I'm the Oracle of Delphi, if there were vampires, I'd know about it.

As for eroticism, there's plenty of people into the vampirism fetish and the act usually involve one person drinking the other's blodd and apparently dressing up in PVC and/or leather or Victorian Mourning wear while wearing heavy amounts of dark makeup.

Answer 9

your putting alot of faith in old tales and a vamp's sense of smell.

not a whole lot of them hang around cementaries these days and blood is only just easier to sense as a vampire, a vamp would have to be within 200m of you to even get a hint.

want a hint: dont...death is in no way erotic. and holing up a bloodied wrist in front of a modern vamp is like holding up a white hood in front of an african-american, its racist (or specieist, some of them use either term.)

go and play some Xbox and hire out some adult movies.

Answer 10

Have an experience if you want. But don't die doing it. How will you relive it and talk about it if you are dead? Being torn to pieces is not a great way to die. Is it? Especially where no one can hear you scream.

After all chances are someone or something other than a vampire is 100% more likely to smell you (Blood) and find you. Alone.

Have you thought about the people who really love you? and what they will have to go through?

Answer 11

I really dont think u would die.Mayb lose some blood but not die

Answer 12

I wouldn't advise it. Do you want to get raped or worst murdered.