Want to hear a pickle joke?

Question

Theres a guy with a pickle on his ear so another guy goes and tells him dude you got a pickle in your ear. So the guy takes of the pickle from his ear and says excuse me i couldnt hear you, i had a pickle in my ear.

HAHAHAAHAHAH. Its stupid but its funny

Answer 1

yea on a 1-10 scale that would be a..... well in fact sorry but it's not even on the scale

Answer 2

It's Pickling me!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHH! STOPP!!!!!!!!

*Tickling + Pickle = Pickling*

Answer 3

lol. It's so stupid that it's funny.

Answer 4

L. O. L. ha ha. rofl.

Answer 5

HAHHAHAHHAHHHA yes it is very stupid but yet FUNNY

Original <33 thanks for the  good laugh!!!

Answer 6

Dude goes to the psychiatrist, says "Doc, you gotta help me. I work in the pickle factory on the packing line right next to the pickle slicer, and when I get bored, I have erotic fantasies about the pickle slicer. I want to fondle the pickle slicer, kiss the pickle slicer, all of it. Am I sick?" The doctor says, "it is not normal to fantasize about a pickle slicer - just try to get your mind on other things before you do something dangerous." The guy comes back a week later, and says"Doc, I was standing next to the pickle slicer yesterday and started to get those thoughts again. I tried to think of other things but I couldn't. I started fondling the pickle slicer, and before I knew it, I had taken my p***s out and put it in the pickle slicer." "My God," cries the doctor."Did you get it cut off??" The guy says "no, but I did get fired." "Well, I can understand that," says the doctor. "What did they do with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, they fired her too"

Answer 7

mmmm pickle

Answer 8

I get two points

Answer 9

All we need is some bread and mustard and we could have a cuban sandwich!

Answer 10

Wow...lol

Thats original...