What could you say?

Question

If i entered a room with a friend and found you bound and gaged by laws and we carried you out in a bag to conceal your identity but along the road outside the room we dumped you in the trash barrel.How quickly would you do your magic to untie and ungag yourself. Thank You.

Answer 1

This question fails to reach a philosophical level.

You assume a majority of us are 'bound and gagged' by laws?

What could I say? I'd say it'd be impossible for you to carry me out, since you're the one 'bound and gagged' by laws. Furthermore, to elaborate on this thought, I'd keep watch outside of your living quarters to make sure you never made it outside to contaminate the rest of us with your self-righteous attitude.

Answer 2

Well,

I'd be praying. A lot.

:)

Answer 3

I'm wondering who is bound and gagged here.  You seem to want to enhance the ordeal.  The person with you is not a friend if this person goes along with your contempt and arrogance against the victim.  I suspect the victim is you.