What if in the NHL:?

Question

1.the red wings change their name to detroit cougars, would you like the NHL?

2.the nhl disallows sales for beer,what would happen?

3.the league uses melrose as commish, would the nhl ever change?

4.if you had to decide, puckbunies, or ice girls, who would you rather sleep with?

5.Sidney crosby goes to wings for holmstrom and datsyuk, who would be better?

6.Donald bradshear fought sean avery(with averys eyes closed)who would win?

7.the nhl decided to remove 4 teams, and put those rosters on other teams, who would you boot out?

8.what would you do to change the nhl if you were commish>

9.i were to play in the nhl for 1 million bucks, would the media follow me, like they do crosby?

10.noone posted"who will win the cup this year, or who is a better player"questions on yahoo answers, will it be a better section?

Answer 1

1. i would still like the NHL, lose all respect for the Detroit organization

2.  No one would go to games, fans would be well behaved

3.  I actually think he could bring the NHL to pre-lockout rules, which i liked better

4.  Ice girls, i dont want to hear O sidney, give it to me sidney

5.  Pitt, Sidney would actually prove to be a distraction for detroit, big names are great for organizations like PITT, but in detroit, he could essentially want all the attention, and the wings are humble and very unpublicized

6.  Brashear could kill avery with his eyes closed

7.  Florida, atlanta, Nashville, Carolina

8.  Get rid of trapezoid, strictly enforce diving(if the NHL becomes like soccer, its gonna be boring), get rid of the instigator, publicize others besides crosby

9.  What, many players make 1mil,

10.  What till a team starts doing good, or the bandwagon comes out

Answer 2

1 Yes, I don't care much for names and Detroit Cougers is catchey and classic

2 Less Drunken Fans, less fans peroid

3 Yes, a lot

4 Ice girls, I don't want pellets in my bed

5 Still Detroit

6 Donald Duck

7 Thrashers, Anaheim, Nashville, Columbus

8 Prelock out rules, less diving, publicize others then Crosby

9 No, you're no s**y, jk

10 Yes, with millions less points

Answer 3

1. ya i could make fun because of stupid name

2.half sellout crowd

3.definetely

4.Ice Girls

5.Pens but i hate datsyuk

6.Brashear

7.wings, avs, habs(but itll never happen), leafs

8.more outdoor games

9. definetely cause im just that good

Answer 4

1. Wouldn't really effect me, but think it would kinda suck at first because so used to Red Wings

2. I think it would make things better since there wouldn't be drunk fans but I guess they would complain. Who wants to pay Arena prices anyway

3. I don't think there would be any real changes. Although he may push harder for some then Bettman. He may not just do what the owners want but may try to get things done as well.

4. Ice Girls

5. Penguins would get the better end, but the Red Wings would probably still be a better team as a whole.

6. Brasher

7. Coyotes(I've always been against Hockey in the desert), L.A. Kings(don't think L.A. cares about them enough and is San Jose and Anaheim really that far away) New York Islanders(enough other teams in that area that fans can switch) and probably Florida(which also keeps it 2 from each Conference.

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9. A million a year? Just based on that? Nope, and unless that is a rookie contract you aren't making much. Although I have a feeling you could get them to pay attention to you.

10. It would be so much better, and the dead horse would be happy.

Answer 5

1. Yes I would still like th NHL. Because it wouldn't make a difference, because Detroit, would still be a dominant team.

2. People wouldn't be as rowdy and intoxicated at games.

3. Everybody in the league, would be required to grow a mullet.

4. Puck bunnies, there just so warm and fuzzy.

5. Sidney Crosby, the kid is talented, and will be for a long time.

6. Avery, only because he would knee Brashear in the groin.

7. Florida Panthers, Dallas Stars, Nashville Predators, and the Columbus Blued Jacket, no matter how successful these clubs are, or can be. There just not in traditional hockey loving markets.

8. I'd make any contract, that was signed for over 7 years void

9. No, you would just be on the last minute of sports center, they'd follow you, only if Crosby was unavailable.

10. Better player section, will be better, because each player is unique, and individualistic.