What is a queefing sausage wallet?

Question

is that like a barking spam purse ?

Answer 1

KIAs snatch

Answer 2

When the owner of one of these does a split, a spatula is required to break the air-tight seal between her and the floor and free her.  I have a fold-up camping spatula on my Swiss Army knife.

Bon Appetite....

Answer 3

LMFAO...it's KIA's Va Jay Jay. Hers makes noises...I guess.

Answer 4

Wal-Mart grocery sack

(that;'s how I bring home my sausage...bacon too.)

Answer 5

i think its a farting v****a

<< i'm so gross. i hate myself for this answer

Answer 6

a v****a that makes noise? gross.

don't know what what a barking spam purse is though.

Answer 7

No its more like a squawking chicken f***y pack....♥

Answer 8

i think it's the 'phrase of the day'.

i want to ask

" Help me , my sausage wallet won't q***f. what should i do?",

but i'm afraid to.

Answer 9

its the v****a of a lady who practices her kegels 24/7

while it may not be the quietest v****a on the planet, it can suck the spurm out of a p****r in 1.9 seconds/

Answer 10

After seeing DR. KIA's answer..... I have none. I'm just happy that my v****a does not make any noise.

Answer 11

Dr. Kia Knows....

Want Some of That !

Answer 12

huh?

Answer 13

OMG!!!  Now I believe I have EVERY name for a woman's stuff!!  That's funny and disgusting all at the same time.

Is this ANYTHING like a really small sausage that can't fill a petite wallet that's in need of a deposit so it announces it's inadequacies to all around in an audible way?

Sandy  :O)

Answer 14

i dont get it.

Answer 15

That's classy lady speak for vag.

Answer 16

No fair!!  I had to repost my question and leave out the q***f part.

Answer 17

I think it's the same thing as a squelching oyster.

Answer 18

LMAO!  I have to remember that one