What is this World coming to?

Question

I was just about to succumb to the delights of a Turkish Delight by my roaring Fireplace on a fluffy white rug, and in came a screeching Dervish wassailing and clenching it's Buttocks.

I, naturally jabbered "Zounds!" and chased the said Assailant out to my Garden, only to see my cat sneer ". . Ere, 'wot you looooking at? You want stripin' do yer?"

Terrible business, I blame the Locals.

Answer 1

But did you get to enjoy your turkish delight in the end?

Answer 2

If it was a chocolate Turkish Delight I would have nabbed it whilst you were chasing out to the garden.

Answer 3

By "turkish delight" do you mean the pink confection or something that might make Rutger Hauer and Monique Von de Ven blush?

Either way, wrong category

Answer 4

Tragic, yet we must expect these sorts of things.

Answer 5

Have you tried the Turkish, Turkish delight, or just the English, Turkish delight?

Answer 6

Just because you didn't toilet train your son is no reason to throw him out into the backyard while your wife was making her lunch money.

OK?