What just happened to me?

Question

I just farted a ghoul came out, slapped me then flew inside a muffin. I said, "hey you stupid ghost freak, get the h**l out of there", he turned around and said, "why I autta.....", then I said, "wazzup....bitach, bring it." He then evaporated and turned into pepsi, then I slipped banged my head had a weird dream.....and woke up from it........then I woke up again for real.

If you hated this gibberish, press 1 now followed by # key

If you enjoyed this BS, press 2 now followed by the # key

If you thought about killing every annoying person that does this press, 999, followed by the words, "i'ma going to kiiiall you.

If you felt offended by the nonsense, please jump of your nearest bridge following lemings if possible.

If you thought, "wtf", then you are an annoying web-geek

Thanks for looking, calls cost no more than a breath of air.

Answer 1

2#

Answer 2

Congratulations! And thanks for the free points. #1.

Answer 3

1#, but thanks for the points.

Answer 4

As to your question: a sudden loss of inhibition with the freedom of the internet.

Answer 5

hmmm.......999 does sound tempting, but then again I do like the sound of falling to my death possibly followed by lemmings, but since they would lead to me being either incarcerated or dead, i'll go for option 2#, stupid as it maybe, it was slightly amusing and plus..gimme the points sucka.