What would be come good comebacks?

Question

I have a piece of my middle finger missing. I cut about a 1/4" off with a table saw. A certain people in my auto class like to make fun of that. I would just like some help thinking of comebacks to phrases with the general theme of "he is inferior because he has only 9.5 fingers." Pretty much gimme what you got and i'll adapt it to me.

One is a fat mexican, the other is a Cajun white guy. is that helps the creative negative juices flow.

Note: this is a high school auto class.| not the U.N.| life isn't "P.C.", its basically just a bunch of guys jacking around joking with each other, but i've hit a road block with this.

oh and no "they shouldn't do that----tell on them" thats just lame.

Answer 1

my ex boyfriends dad used to have his middle finger cut half way off...and what he did was SO funny! if anyone made fun of him for it he just flicked them off with that finger! looking at a half of a middle finger flicking you off will have you crackin up with laughter! i dunno if that really helps you but who knows, it might!

Answer 2

THE END IS ON STANDBY IN MY NOSE.

Answer 3

jus say to da fat guy.."i wudnt b surprised if you ate that cuz god knows you ate everythin else in sight" or " You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you." or " at least unlike you wen i step on the scales it doesnt say to be continued...."

to the cajun guy -

You Might be a Cajun If....

...you start an angel food cake with a roux.

...watching the "wild kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.

...you think the head of the united nations is boudreaux/ boudreax-guillory.

...you think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.

...you think ground hog day and boucherie day are the same holiday.

...you take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for the Tabasco.

...fred's lounge in mamou means more to you than the grand ole opry.

...you pass up a trip abroad to go to the crawfish festival in breaux bridge.

...your children's favorite bedtime story begins "first you make a roux..."

...your description of a gourmet dinner includes the words "deep fat fried."

...your mama announces each morning, "well, I've got the rice cooking-what will we have for dinner?"

...you greet your long lost friend at the Lafayette international airport with "iiiiieeeeeee!"

...you sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says "don't eat the dead ones" and you know what he means.

...you don't know the real names of your friends, only their nicknames.

...you gave up Tabasco for lent.

...you know the difference between zatarains, zeringue, and zydeco.

...your dog thinks the bed of your pickup is his kennel.

...any of your dessert recipes call for jalapenos.

...you consider Opelousas the capital of the state, and Lafayette the capital of the nation.

...you think the four seasons are: duck, rabbit, deer, squirrel.

hope i helped!x!

Answer 4

Your Mother told Me ten would be to much.

Answer 5

You could be like it's still longer than your dik or to the Mexican you could be like it got chopped off from tryin to help your family ova da borda line or you could b lyk shouldn't you be mowing my lawn. Or, you could be like your girlfriend likes it. To the white guy, you could say go back to Popeyes and make me some fried chicken. =] hope these help or u could just flip da birdie.