Whats your favorite gary roberts-ism?

Question

mine is, " when i got my breakfast today the cook messed up the order, and instead of sending it back gary roberts unscrambled the eggs for me."

Answer 1

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Gary Roberts!!

Answer 2

Death had a near Gary Roberts experience.

Answer 3

superman is faster than a speeding bullet-Gary Roberts tells the bullet to slow down.

Answer 4

it only works for chuck norris

Answer 5

i heard one today that i've never heard, i hope i don't butcher it up... lemme give it a try:

there are no such thing as lesbians... just girls that gary roberts has yet to meet.

Answer 6

When George bush is in a quandry he asks gary roberts how to handle the situation. the answer is always kick some serious *** (this is how the iraq war really started)

Gary roberts tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries

and

When jesus had a tough decision to make he thought .... wwgrd

Answer 7

I must have missed something...  What is a Gary Roberts-ism???

Answer 8

Gary Roberts puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Answer 9

mine is "I was skating by him and I knew he just came back from a concussion, so I thought it would be a good idea to punch him in the head"

I also like

"I thought it would be a good idea to punch Datsyuk when he wasn't looking. Next thing I knew I was laying on the ice being pinned down by a ref and Datsyuk was looking down on me...those d**n Lady Byng winners and their dirty play!"