When Jesus Comes Back...?

Question

When Jesus Comes back and asks all of us how we watched after the least of his brothers, will the christian conservatives turn 50 shades of red and answer:

"well, to be honest, Jesus...we were pretty mean and said some really horrible things about them. we condemned anyone who thought that we should all help them out. We thought they were just being lazy, so we didn't help them."

Answer 1

he would say geesh whip.i see you volunteered your time at church for the food bank.i see you donate regularly to the church charities to help some of the homeless in your area.can you tell me why these liberals always complain about conservatives not helping the less fortunate.no jesus i said.they just want us to give our money to the government so they don't have to work as hard.

Answer 2

I know some Christians fit that post, but most do not.  Don't generalize an entire group of people, it makes you seem dim and ignorant.

Answer 3

Did u read the first rethuglican response? you are a liberal if you think Jesus wanted to help the downtrodden...and of course you cannot believe in their God.........hey RETHUGS, JESUS WAS A LIBERAL!

Oh and hookem, what about after they are born...do you give a s__t then? Only if your POCKETBOOK is safe...

Answer 4

wow, nice painting all Christian conservatives with such a broad brush.

I honestly do feel badly when people such as yourself pose these types of questions because it shows how much of an intellectual and emotional burden you carry around on a daily basis. My heart and my prayers go out to you, my friend.  

Answer 5

Figure that Jesus if he exists and actually is a good being. (you need to prove that god is a good being first) would be telling them that they are worse than the Pharisees and that the Pharisees have a real good eternity compared to them.

As for the ones that claimed to give. did they do it to actually help people or to use the facade of helping them to push them into their religion.

Answer 6

How is that a political question ?

Answer 7

This Christian Conservative will point to the fact that he has spent a good deal of his own time and money helping those less fortunate out of his own free will...  as opposed to being forced to "give" by an unruly and overbearing nanny government with more rules, restrictions and prejudices than the religious intolerance's liberals proclaim they protect us all from...

Answer 8

You are living in a dream world.

Go out and do some research.  The "poor" in this country live better than the middle class in many countries around the world.

Have you ever heard "never a beggar or borrower be"?

Who said that?

Answer 9

You could wish but ain't no Jesus coming back dead is dead and fairy tales are just that as well

Answer 10

No... we'll say "oh, the unborn babies?  we did what we could."  

Answer 11

Are you trying to be funny?

Answer 12

Why is a liberal concerned about god?

Oh i see, its one of those, only when it suites you type of things. Gotcha.

Oh and actually chief fact is (and yes you can look it up) we help more then yall, we just do it without the government telling us who to help

Edit:  Rima Sure man, so i can crack on libs then call em rambling asshats when they dont think its funny?

Answer 13

It is my experience that the fundamentalists/evangelicals operate soup kitchens, rescue missions, rehabs around the country for the destitute and hopelessly addicted. Just be sure to bring your Social Security card so they can rip off the Government with inflated charges, and be sure to bear in mind that without a SS card, you can die in the door way for lack of a bowl of soup, and these sanctimonious bas***ds will babble someting out of the bible and kick your a** over to the dumpster.  

Answer 14

This is a very lame question. If Jesus returns he will ask you who you pointed a finger at before taking care of your own sins. Please don't involve your political outlook with your religion. They don't make for good bedfellows.

Answer 15

As a card carrying Jew, I could say Jesus, Schmesus but I'm not.  As a human being, I'm going to say We've all fallen short in that area.

Answer 16

lololololol

Cheek don't be a belching v****a, it's a joke.