White Flag Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question

Mr Brown gets an attactive new Secretary,Miss Jones.

One day,while taking dication,she notice his fly is open.

"Mr Smith,"she says quietly,"your Barrack is open,"

He doesn't understan her remark,but later he looks down and sees his zipper is undone. Deciciding to have some fun,he asks:

"By the way,Miss Jones,when you saw my barrack dor open,did you Happen to see a Soldier Standing to Attention???

"Why no,Mr Smith,"she replies."All I saw was a little disabled vetran sitting on two old duffel bags".

Answer 1

Naughty miss Jones, hehehe!

Answer 2

He he he...hahaha. nice!

Answer 3

Very funny, come and join our new forum!

Answer 4

Hehehe!

Answer 5

Hahahahaha love it. got anymore?

Answer 6

lol funny x

Answer 7

Good on her.  She definitely does not need a fly in her ointment!

Great to see you Wonderstar.

Answer 8

Thanks (^_^) good to hear from you

Answer 9

Very good. I heard a similar version, except she says "your garage is open"

He says "Did you see my Hummer"

She said "No, all i saw was a VW beetle on two flat tyres"