Wonderful definitions of designations at office?

Question

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in

One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a

Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine

babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if

no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;

they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is

delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to

produce a baby.

And lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right

baby

Answer 1

Ohhh... I wanna add more:

10.  Human Resources will identify who's best to deliver a baby with quality.

11.  Finance Manager is the one who'll account who delivered the most babies at least cost.

12.  Admin will manage the baby requirements after birth