Words of wisdom for married couples?

Question

what are some clever words of wisdom for a married couple? serious or humorous. thank you :)

Answer 1

You are my very best of friend!

After that declaration, everything else just naturally falls into place.

Answer 2

This is humorous but true; I overheard my husband giving his best

friend advice about marriage. He said, "Never tell your wife anything

she doesn't want to hear!"

Answer 3

mariage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to be institutionalized?

love is bliss, marriage a blister

Answer 4

Get laid every chance you get, get that oxytocin bonding thing going on as much as you can. Hook up many times a day, that way the little things in the relationship will seem trivial.

Otherwise, the little things could turn into a sputtering volcano of rage, some folks don't look to good angry, sometimes not good at all even when not angry.

Answer 5

This one is actually a true story I heard about.  A family was celebrating a couple's 60th wedding anniversary.  They asked the couple what's the secret of their marriage, how did they make it last so long?  The old man stood up and replied, "Every morning, I wake up, I look in the mirror, and I say to myself, 'You're no prize either.'"

Answer 6

Never sleep on an argument.

Answer 7

Sacrifice comes with the job.

Communication is the key.

Laugh and love together.

Continue to be his/her best friend.

Put family first, forsaking all others.

And know that each obstacle you conquer together can bring you closer together.

Good luck!

Answer 8

Never forget your sense of humor. Never forget to tell your spouse you love them. Never take them for granted, and be open and honest with them. Don't do anything that would damage the trust you have.

Answer 9

always remember that happiness comes first so whenever u r not happy discuss it with ur partner b4 it gets outta hand

Answer 10

Some people say marriage is 50/50.  But that means each of you is only giving half of your best.