Worst case Scenario (JOKE) ?

Question

A man came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make love to you any more?" he asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Frank went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me then?"

The woman looked over at her husband's worried face. "Frank, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."

Answer 1

ha ha ha!!! but i must say that it is so true in today's world!!! especially for women!!! they will leave the one they love if he does not have money with him!!! their love is conditional!!! ( not so with all women!!! not with me because i will always love my boyfriend no matter what!!! ) nowadays, people are so materialistic that it is unbelieveable!!!

Answer 2

THank For WASTING Y TIME..NOT FUNNY

Answer 3

A GOOD 'UN.

Answer 4

ltmss

Answer 5

Did you know the name 'Cheney' means of the oak. SO that old VP Di.ck Cheney is really a wooden di ck.

Heres a joke for you:

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and Fortune with Qualifications:

1) Won't Beat Me Up

2) Won't Run Away

3) Has to be Great in Bed

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail. None seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and no legs, so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"