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Question

Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.

The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks".

To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"

They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

Answer 1

kinda like the joke about the three frogs...

three frogs are brought in front of a judge. the first goes in and the judge asks his name. 'Frog' the frog answers. 'And what are you in here for frog?' asks the judge. 'Nothing, I was blowing bubbles in the pond'.

'Okay, bring in the second frog' the judge says. 'What's your name?'

'Frog-Frog' the second frog answered. 'And what are you in here for?' asks the judge. 'Nothing, I was just blowing bubbles in the pond'.

'Okay, bring in the third frog' the judge says. 'Let me guess, ur name is Frog-Frog-Frog?'

'No sir' the frog answers. 'My name's bubbles....'

i love those kinda jokes! :)

Answer 2

gross, that's disgusting

Answer 3

I didn't see that one coming!!!

Answer 4

not really

Answer 5

No...it's a big build-up for a pretty lame punchline.