Zombie problem!!!?

Question

Zombie problem!!!?

I was walking home from my friends house when A zombie from out of nowhere started chasing me. I started yelling for help but nobody paid attention, then I got bitten by the zombie. That was about an hour ago and I think I'm turning into a zombie because Im starting to get a craving for human guts. I'm a nice person I really am, but as the minutes pass I start getting angry tired and hungry for human guts. What Can I do?

Answer 1

hahaha funny.....

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Answer 2

Off with the head!!

Answer 3

Shoot yourself before you spread the plague you fool!

Answer 4

Spread the sickness, I always wanted to be a survivor in a zombie apocalypse.

Answer 5

a similar problem appears to have happened to me! i went to bed alright last night but woke up somewhat more zombie like. the way i solved my problem was with a cup of tea and some food. hope this helps you out!

Answer 6

Go to the government! They have treatment centers set up just for people like you. Really, they do. They're here to help!

Just walk into those large medical tents and they'll take care of you real good. Don't look back, just keep walking.

That's a good zombie...

Answer 7

A craving for guts makes you a zimpie.  It is not as fearsome as a zombie.  Instead of attacking people you feel the need to sing old Barrie Manalow songs until people retch their guts out.  It's very sad.  Initial signs are doing the chicken dance and cutting your hair into a mullet.  

Good luck.

Answer 8

I hate to say that you have to kill yourself for saving the humanity!!!

No choice. Sorry!

Answer 9

Go to www.PETA.org.  They have plenty of recipies that will help you sub veggies for meat in your diet.  They have a recipe for vegan haggis, they MUST have a recipe for Vegan "man guts".

Just kidding! You're SOL, hon.

Answer 10

stop smokin pot is what u can do

Answer 11

Be welcome! Humanity is made to be zombie's food and human guts are excellent!

Answer 12

zombies don't get craving for human guts...

they get cravings for brains because the old mythological definition is a being whom lives a magical source of intelligence, with intelligence representing both conscious and sub-conscious functions of the body and thus due to the absence of a natural source of intelligence they resort to brains, not guts....

i don't think you are turning into a zombie...