...comebacks?

Question

What are some good comebacks to insults?

Answer 1

Here are a few!

    * You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.

    * I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    * You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    * It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

    * I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

    * Just because your head is pointed…doesn’t mean you’re sharp.

Hope this helps!

Answer 2

It depends on the insult.

Answer 3

Aside from the age-old 'You'll never be the man yo momma was!', go with a chuckle.  Laugh with them when they're laughing at you.

Otherwise, it really depends on the insult. And sometimes the people doing the insulting aren't smart enough to appriciate a really good comeback, so don't bother.

Answer 4

everyone has an "achilles heel" that you can zero in on...such as big ears, nose, fat, raggy clothes ,dumpy house etc...find it and silence your critics fast!

Answer 5

When someone calls you something.. for example "You're g*y!" You say: "I'll show YOU g*y!"

Just say "I'll show you ____" to everything. It's hilarious.

Answer 6

the best comebacks to insults is to use the persons words, if somebody calls you stupid, ask them "and how would you define stupid, would stupid be a person calling somebody stupid? Is there a test to measure stupid, and have you taken it? what did you score?

Works good on racial insults too, somebody called me a "Molli" (some Italian guy) I ask him what it was, then i found out it means "eggplant" in Italian, so I asked him, whats so bad about being an eggplant, would you be insulted if I called you broccoli?

Answer 7

The best one is to just chuckle slightly and shake your head a little as you turn and walk away.  Makes it seem like they said something stupid.