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Question

white cars turn into circuit city while the mexican poparrazzi over doses on the mayonaise caught in the refrigerator by the peanut butter the dog ate from the lead inside my face, why are you still reading this?

Answer 1

cause i like this qustion your good at word play you should do more wordplay questions

Answer 2

because im bored

Answer 3

because I thought you were asking a question and by the way while I was reading it..I was like what the heck this doesn&#039;t making any sense to me...

Answer 4

.....Because the cleptomanic cat to my right was playing with Comicausy Cole&#039;s baseball cards that he baught when a floor mop at the soup kitchen across the river from the bank, who was unlike me which was currently typing a run-on sentence to a person that has no life, known only as &quot;The Reader.&quot;

Answer 5

ohhh...i get it! if the trolly comes at 7 it will turn the grass purple that feeds the mustard and drives the bulls insane thus leading to world domination of goats and tuna rolls, spreads butter over their faces to hide their true feelings of rashes and lead poisoning so that is doesn&#039;t sread to the ghosts of washington D.C.................................did i tell you you could read this? didn&#039;t think so...oh!    &gt;_&lt;&quot;

Answer 6

Because I totally relate to you as my finger was stuck in jam because the salami wrapped my eye in chilli and then my foot fell off so I had to go to the dentist and get my foot superglued back to my ear, then I went deaf and my laptop hit me in the other nose so I got a lip bleed and my car drove me to the bakery where I had to use my loaf to get to the noodle bar so that the soy sauce would stop my lip from drinking the blood from my imaginary midget friend who dresses up as snow white because he thinks hes spanish and then he died on over dose of mayonnaise caught in the refrigerator by the peanut butter this guys dog ate from the lead inside his face and then this guy didnt want to carry on the rest of the story so I had to and I got upset that I didnt know what hapened to my imaginary midget friend after he died!

Answer 7

I was looking for the point...or two to be precise.