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Question

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Answer 1

haha

Answer 2

Your blonde jokes are hilarious

Answer 3

ha ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!

don&#039;t u think she was having real fun~~!!!!lolzzz

Answer 4

brilliant.

here&#039;s one for you.

A man is worried that his obese dog may have developed diabetes and be going bling.

So the man takes him to the vet.

The vet picks up the dog and examines it thoroughly before sighing and saying &quot;I&#039;m very sorry sir, but I&#039;m afraid I&#039;m going to have to put your dog down...&quot;

The man is distraught at this and burst into tears, begging the vet to save his dog&#039;s life.

The vet looks at the man confused and says &quot; Oh, there&#039;s nothing wrong with him... he&#039;s just very heavy.&quot;

Boom boom.

Answer 5

don&#039;t keep on asking questions coz it minuses your score 5 remember minusing!by the way brilliant joke very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny!

Answer 6

how sad but funny, made me smile and laugh a bit, thanks for the amusement on a hard and dissappointing week for me.