Religiously speaking, are snakes allowed in planes?

Question

I'm asking this cuz I'm taking a vacation to the warm beaches in Antartica and I totally want to take Mangomenolio (my cute snake) with me. I wouldn't go anywhere with him... but to be honest, I don't even know if he's a boy or a girl, I just kinda figured out that it was a boy because of the tail. Snakes definately need better genitals..... but anyway, how much are snake air tickets? If I put him on my hand laguage, can he go for free? I don't think that he fits there tho'

Answer 1

Best. R&S. Question. EVER.

"Snakes need better genitals...." lol.

EDIT:

Edward, have you never heard of snake congregations? They believe if you handle a poisonous snake and it bites you, then you aren't right with God. Really.

Answer 2

you need to ask the air line  but I  doubt  you can take  him as a pet.

Answer 3

Possibly.  Consult your travel agent.

Answer 4

Well, the ticket prices are different by how long the snakes are!  ;)

Under 5 inches and the snakes are laughed at.

Over 8 inches and the snakes are definitely asked to show some id.

Why?

Anything over that size is considered a carry on!  

Answer 5

how is this a religious question?

Answer 6

Well Satan often takes the form of a serpent, and planes fly in the sky which is where Heaven lives. So I assume the two are not compatible and you will be sucked into Purgatory if you try.

Answer 7

Try phoning Samuel Jackson.

Answer 8

Where are there warm beaches in Antarctica? Since no snakes are found naturally there (it is too cold) I wouldn't advise it. What kind of snake is it?

Answer 9

no way...didn't you see that documentary?

Answer 10

Spiritually speaking, maybe in pet cargo.

What a fantastically terrible movie.