Remember the Robert Conrad TV commerical where he has a battery on his shoulder, what can I do thats similar?

Question

to that when I meet HD Guys

Robert Conrad stick a battery on his shoulder and said:

"Go ahead and knock it off, I dare you"

Answer 1

Use a wolverine instead of a battery.

Answer 2

Uh.. I think they would just laugh at you, before they beat you to a pulp. How about putting a Grande' Skim Milk Latte' on your shoulder? Make it EXTRA HOT BIG BOY!

Answer 3

I don't know...  "Knock it off" is also a term for "copy it" (which is what I think Conrad's dare was).  

HD guys think the God created HD in the Garden and every other bike has been a copy.  I'd leave it alone.

Answer 4

You're not Eveready.

Use a buffalo chip.

The battery was just a rip-off of the old "chip on the shoulder".

Answer 5

Use anything you want, it won't matter.  Let me know how that works out for you. Hee hee.

Answer 6

You mean there are people that don't already know how tough you are? I find that hard to believe!Ok here's what you do. Get a 2 pound hand sledge hammer,walk up to them and hit yourself upside the head just as hard as you can. That will put the fear into them.And the best part is it won't even hurt you BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BRAIN.

Answer 7

just put a balloon full of hot air on your shoulder to match the one you already have on top of your neck & call yourself the joe joe twins.

Answer 8

hold the battery over your head,turn it upside down and drain it on your head,that should show them how tough you are.    posmf