Republican Convention+Republican telethon for the hurricane=Another tactic to try to get people to watch?

Question

Republican Convention+Republican telethon for the hurricane=Another tactic to try to get people to watch?

Answer 1

Waiting for the prophets of the GOP (God's Only Party) to blame the hurricane on g**s, those who are pro life and yes the Clinton's.

Answer 2

YES of course!!

But the real coup was Emperor Bush using his wizard-like powers to conjure up his SECOND hurricane in just 3 years!!

The guy has mad-skills!!!  

Answer 3

Perhaps McCain could offer to let the evacuees live in one of his seven houses? They're probably large enough to hold several hundred people each.