Request For Funny Jokes Please?2?

Question

Thanks,

Answer 1

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Answer 2

Now you have to tell this joke to a bunch of drunk girls okay? Hilarious

Okay, there are 3 guys in a bar. They get really drunk and decide to call it a night after hours of drinking. One decides to walk home, the other decides to take a cab and the other one drives. The walker walks home fine, the guy who took the cab is home, and the guy who drove hit their mailbox but is home. They wake up together and say, hey lets get some coke and go to the bars. So they all do 3 lines of coke, go out to the bars and get hammered again. They decide to take the same route back home as they did last night, and one by one they come back home in one piece....

This is called the never ending joke. This joke will just keep going and going and adding more weird, stupid twists into the plot so that these drunk girls your telling it to are just waiting and waiting for this punch line. And everytime they begin to open their mouths and say this is stupid, you have to say wait wait wait, the punch line is soon. but you just keep stalling. Oh this works when your completely hammered by the end of the night and are ready to go back home from the party so you wont get any bit chy comments

Answer 3

all right homey let's hook u up just check it

1.what coffee did u put into only like salty wimp cuz taste so salty?

haha my games is so salty they call me mr.modern

2.what in the frat guy u want to be?

mine is tryland with space age wisekirt like a good jedi pimp d**n my reputation preceed me

3.when last night I saw this girl and his boyfriend looking for the movies to watch with and get some ticket then I ask them what movies did u watch they say rockabilly just for example cuz accuattly yesterday I'm not going anywhere so I'm just lying sorry then I say to them?

don't those guy know the rockabilly went out to tha movie swinger

Answer 4

1)  A man returned home quite early than normal on a certain day and the wife asked him why he was home early that day.the man replied "My boss told me to go to h**l"

2)  You know women are not suppossed to know where their men are at all times.but what do you call a woman who knows where his husband is at all times.......A WIDOW  

Answer 5

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