Respond to comebacks?

Question

I usually hangout with my sister and her friends which are some of my friends also. but sometimes ill say things that are stupid and they will be like that wasnt a good joke at all or stfuuu you stupid things like that but how do i make a good comeback to these things that will make them laugh or thats just good

Answer 1

Ensure the brain is in gear before engaging the mouth.

Answer 2

A comeback?  How about just listening, and perhaps contribute a meaningful suggestion if it is apropos.  Ya know, silence isn't a bad thing, especially if you continue to put your foot in your mouth.  You will garner more respect if you suppress your need to be recognized.  Get it?