Revenge !!!!?

Question

My wierdo neighbours have egged my car.....

WHAT CAN I DO BACK?????

i need suggestions!.....

Answer 1

take pictures and call the cops and sue them in civil court.

Answer 2

Everyday send them a new recipe for eggs, start with eggs benedict and then egg curry.  on Christmas you can send them a nice recipe for eggnog. Always from your friendly neighbour.  

Maybe send some material on what battery hens go through.  The Royal Society for Protection against Cruelty to Animals (or the local animal society) will supply you with literature.

Get creative and really send the guilt trip their way.

Answer 3

call the police.

Answer 4

egg the inside of their car MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 5

First investigate who did it. Talk to the kids and tell them you enjoyed cleaning your car after the eggs.

When you find the guilty party make them pay you for any damages.

Answer 6

Be the bigger man and ignore them. If the behaviour continues, call the police.

Answer 7

Run a thin wire from a spark plug, under the car and into the gas filler hose. BOOM!

Answer 8

Make sure you are not black, if you are, take steps to move. This may be the start to a Hate campaign that may end up involving the unwitting populace of your Town. They have Underground Movement that would character assassinate you and spread false rumour and gossips about you. They will show you they are in their Manor and they rule the roost. Dirty tricks is child,s play to them, so don,t take them on, except you are ready to lose everything..